yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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