Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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