No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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