i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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