Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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