the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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