According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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