Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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