is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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