you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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