Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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