do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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