Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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