He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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