I wish i was in the wii world.
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Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
bring money and cleavage
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Damn victory sex feels great
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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