Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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