doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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