It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Boobs speak an international language.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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