Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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