I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
im six kinds of drunk right now
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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