The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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