and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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