I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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