38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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