So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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