the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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