Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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