Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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