im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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