So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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