Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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