He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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