# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
