This is not my ceiling
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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