ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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