There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Randomize