Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I am one with the molecules
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
