Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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