we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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