i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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