i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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