Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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