I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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