It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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