the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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