we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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