32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
