I feel like I'm in dance class right now
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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