I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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