I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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